his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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