so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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