STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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