So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My vagina is officially offended.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The Olympian is in my bed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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