I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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