He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
