is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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