he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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