I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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