Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
