Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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