i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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