This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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