What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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