i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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