question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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