Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
