I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
