I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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