You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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