Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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