I wanna passion pit in your ass
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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