do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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