Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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