5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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