p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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