After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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