D3 body, D1 cock
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
