you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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