bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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