it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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