Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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