Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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