this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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