Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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