What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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