I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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