Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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