just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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