Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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