you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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