I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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