I think scott just propositioned me for sex
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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