Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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