Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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