oh god the rape fog is back!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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