Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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