question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
