This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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