He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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