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(805): View more from California

before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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(661): View more from California

i wish semen tasted like chocolate

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(802): View more from Vermont

every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(213): View more from California

The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.

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(718): View more from New York

If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him

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(516): View more from New York

I am a bad person

(508): View more from Massachusetts

You slept with him. Was it good?

(516): View more from New York

I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress

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