Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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