every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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