I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
worst night to have a conscience
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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