so explain again why im purple
no
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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