Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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