There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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