four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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